if i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
bad lip reading
motherfucka you gay
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
Smack him with it.
Throw it at his face
wow dang a lot of you liked the first post!! here have some more, this time with some KIDS
quotes are still from here!
People have been passing near the tree for years since the first men moved into the town. But nobody have actually noticed it. Nobody have noticed the bare branches, nobody ever noticed how dead it was. How lonely it was.
But nobody have ever noticed something else. The tree wasn’t actually alone. It had a friend who always made its branches look alive again.
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
you think im makeup
without any pretty on